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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Rolling Stone Magazine's Top 500 Songs #151-175

151. Eight Miles High: The Byrds- Can birds go eight miles high? Actually, this is a drug song

152. Earth Angel: The Penguins- Actually recorded in a garage; For me, defines the 50s.

153. Foxey Lady: The Jimi Hendrix Experience- I think of Wayne’s World whenever I hear this

154. A Hard Day’s Night: The Beatles- The title came from a Ringoism. A Ringoism is a malapropism.

155. Rave On: Buddy Holly- Under 2 minutes long, later covered by Mellencamp

156. Proud Mary: CCR- Rollin! Rollin! Rollin down the river…

157. The Sound of Silence: Simon and Garfunkel- Getting harder to rank some of these…

158. I Only Have Eyes for You: The Flamingos- Another defining song from the 50s.

159. Rock Around the Clock: Bill Haley and the Comets- Probably should be higher. First Rock song people rioted to.

160. Moment of Surrender: U2- Some of Bono’s greatest vocals

161. I’m Waiting for the Man: The Velvet Underground- Waiting for the drug dealer. Quite edgy even today.

162. Bring the Noise: Public Enemy- This is better with Anthrax

163. Folsom Prison Blues: Johnny Cash- Greatest line ever: I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

164. I Can’t Stop Loving You: Ray Charles- Completely forgot about this song.

165. Nothing Compares 2 U: Sinead O’Connor- When she pitched this to record execs, they cried. She thought she was doomed, but they loved the song.

166. Bohemian Rhapsody: Queen- Oh mama mia let me go! Another one that reminds me of Wayne's World.

167. Fast Car: Tracy Chapman- Old school folk song hits it big in 1988.

168. Let’s Get it On: Marvin Gaye- I detect a theme with some of Gaye’s stuff…

169. Papa Was A Rollin’ Stone: The Temptations- The Temps go to funky town.

170. Losing My Religion: R.E.M.- A mandolin as a lead instrument? When folk goes pop. Right song at the right time.

171. Both Sides Now: Joni Mitchell- I have absolutely no feelings toward this song…that probably says all there is to say.

172. 99 Problems: Jay Z- Is anyone more overrated than this guy?

173. Dream On: Aerosmith- ESPN did a video showing clips of the 20th century to this song. It brought several grown men to tears.

174. Dancing Queen: Abba- Knew this would be here somewhere.

175. God Save the Queen: The Sex Pistols- Nihilism at its best. Banned in Britain for “bad taste.”

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Rolling Stone Mag's Top 500 Songs (#176-200)

176. Paint it Black: Rolling Stones- The sitar added texture and a far east feel that the Vietnam generation could understand and relate to. Despite this, the song is not dated.


177. I Fought the Law: Bobby Fuller Four- Fuller pulled many influences including outlaw, surf, the British Invasion, and Phil Spector to create this.

178. Don’t Worry Baby: Beach Boys- Influenced by the Ronnettes.

179. Free Fallin’: Tom Petty- One of the best songs of the 80s.

180. September Gurls: Big Star- Influenced the title of Katy Perry’s latest craptacular hit.

181. Love Will Tear Us Apart: Joy Division- Way Overrated!

182. Hey Ya!: Outkast- They looked like black leprechauns in the video.

183. Green Onions: Booker T and the MGs- Everyone knows this song…just not the name.

184. Save the Last Dance For Me: The Drifters- The Drifters were big time in their day.

185. The Thrill is Gone: B.B. King- Perhaps the greatest Blues tune ever.

186. Please Please Me: The Beatles- Been awhile since the Beatles have shown up…

187. Desolation Row: Bob Dylan- What a downer…

188. Who’ll Stop the Rain: CCR- Some allusions to FDR and Vietnam, but nothing concrete…so the song lives on and is not dated.

189. I Never Loved a Man (the Way I Love You): Aretha Franklin- Recorded at Muscle Shoals

190. Back in Black: AC/DC- an Ode to Bon Scott

191. Stayin’ Alive: The Bee Gees- Amazing how big they were. Great bass line.

192. Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door: Bob Dylan- Written for Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid…not Axl Rose!

193. Free Bird: Lynyrd Skynyrd- Play some Skynyrd!

194. Rehab: Amy Winehouse- Has a song ever fit an artist so well?

195. Wichita Lineman: Glen Campbell- About loneliness; not football.

196. There Goes My Baby: The Drifters- A weird musical arrangement on this one. Sounds like two songs crashing into each other and being held together by King’s vocals.

197. Peggy Sue: Buddy Holly- as I said…really getting into it now.

198. Sweet Child ‘O Mine: Guns n Roses- and then Axl lost his mind…

199. Maybe: The Chantels- This was the template for every girl group that followed.

200. Don’t Be Cruel: Elvis- Really getting into it now!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Rolling Stone Mag's Top 500 Songs #201-215

201. Hey Joe: The Jimi Hendrix Experience- Hendrix explains how to settle domestic disputes.

202. Flash Light: Parliament- Even if you have never heard this song, you’ve heard it. It’s been sampled multiple times.

203. Loser: Beck- This album cost $200 to make...this song sounds like it.

204. Bizarre Love Triangle: New Order- King of the Plastic Keyboard bands!

205. Come Together: The Beatles- Lennon wrote this for Timothy Leary.

206. Positively 4th Street: Bob Dylan- One music's great tirades. Dylan slams college frats and Greenwich Village.

207. Try a Little Tenderness: Otis Redding- The first of three Redding songs.

208. Lean on Me: Bill Withers- I hate this song

209. Reach Out, I’ll Be There: The Four Tops- Marking a change to a darker Motown

210. Bye Bye Love: The Everly Brothers- 30 artists turned this down before the Everly Brothers.

211. Gloria: Them- G-L-O-R-I-A

212. In My Room: The Beach Boys- The third of seven Beach Boys songs.

213. 96 Tears: ? And the Mysterians- the Detroit version: 96 beers…too many beer drops for one liver to pass on…when the sun comes up, we throw up…

214. Caroline, No: The Beach Boys- Brian Wilson at his finest and stoned.

215. 1999: Prince- The Taliban party like its 1099!

Friday, June 25, 2010

Rolling Stone Mag's Top 500 Songs #216-230

216. Rockin’ in the Free World: Neil Young- Pride and guilt about being American…Young throws everything from infanticide to the hole in the ozone layer (remember that crisis?) into this song


217. Your Cheatin’ Heart: Hank Williams Sr.- Real country; not this Taylor Swift pop stuff.

218. Do You Believe in Magic?: The Lovin’ Spoonful- America’s answer to the British Invasion.

219. Jolene: Dolly Parton- Parton’s breakout hit; covered much later by the White Stripes.

220. Boom Boom: John Lee Hooker- Hooker adds bounce to the blues.

221. Spoonful: Howlin’ Wolf- Cream later covered this. Wolf was a baaaad man.

222. Walk Away Renee: The Left Banke- Another odd choice. No one remembers this one...well almost no one.

223. Walk on the Wild Side: Lou Reed- and the colored girls go doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

224. Oh, Pretty Woman: Roy Orbison- Should be in the top 40 greatest ever. How is #222 ahead of this?

225. Dance to the Music: Sly and the Family Stone- It’s a shame Sly is so messed up now.

226. Hoochie Coochie Man: Muddy Waters- Not a gangsta…not a pimp…a hoochie coochie man!

227. Fire and Rain: James Taylor- About addiction, crisis, and recovery.

228. Should I Stay or Should I Go?: The Clash- A prescient question as the band began to implode.

229. Good Times: Chic- Influenced Queen and the Sugarhill Gang. It was a song based on irony as it came out during the worst times since the Great Depression.

230. Mannish Boy: Muddy Waters- One of the all time great Blues songs.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Rolling Stone Mag's Top 500 Songs #231-250

231. Moondance: Van Morrison- I picture little faeries dancing around to this song at night.


232. Just Like a Woman: Bob Dylan- This might have been about a former girlfriend’s early death. Edie Sedgwick also influenced the Cult’s “Edie.”

233. Sexual Healing: Marvin Gaye- Reminds me of the old record store. Some 40something guy brought in his 20 year old girlfriend looking for something to screw to. He set off pedophile vibes and she was dressed in white lace.

234. Only the Lonely: Roy Orbison- All time classic. Probably ranked too low.

235. We Gotta Get Out of This Place: The Animals- Every Junior High Schoolers feeling…then every high schoolers feeling and then…every person in the workforce’s feeling…then every person that Jack Kevorkian visits feeling…

236. Paper Planes: MIA- How in the world did this crap make it? And how did it score so high? This is just mind boggling.

237. I Feel A Whole Lot Better: The Byrds-Not a bad song. Not sure why it made the list or is this high.

238. Everyday: Buddy Holly- A great example of Holly’s studio genius.

239. I Got a Woman: Ray Charles- Ray Charles rewrote old gospel songs. Wish I’d have thought of that…anything out there without a copyright nowadays?

240. Planet Rock- Afrika Bambaataa- This belongs in the Star Wars cantina.

241. I Fall to Pieces: Patsy Cline- The Tigers theme song every August since 2006.

242. Son of a Preacher Man: Dusty Springfield- One of those rare instances of a white Euro girl sounding like a black American

243. The Wanderer: Dion- Ted Kennedy’s theme before he got remarried.

244. Stand!: Sly and the Family Stone- A civil rights anthem

245. Rocket Man: Elton John- Put this with Bowie’s Space Oddity and you have rock sci-fi.

246. Love Shack: B-52’s- The love shack burnt down a few years back.

247. Gimme Some Lovin’: Spencer Davis Group- This bombards the senses.

248. Higher and Higher: Jackie Wilson- Another Jackie Wilson tune.

249. The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down: The Band- A Civil War rock song…about the end of the Old South….written by a Canadian!

250. Hot Fun in the Summertime: Sly and the Family Stone- One of those all time summer songs that (ironically) got released as kids went back to school.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Rolling Stone Mag's Top 500 songs: #251-260

251. Rapper’s Delight: Sugarhill Gang- Kind of like Weird Al getting a song on the list.

252. Chain of Fools: Aretha Franklin- One of the songs that made her queen…don’t tell Bouncey.

253. Paranoid: Black Sabbath- The first real metal song.

254. Money Honey: The Drifters- Not to be confused with AC/DC’s song about money and honeys!

255. Mack the Knife: Bobby Darin- Mack the Knife would kick Suge Knight’s ass.

256. All The Young Dudes: Mott the Hoople- I know you were waiting for Mott the Hoople!

257. Paranoid Android: Radiohead- Their second and final song. Thought they’d have more.

258. Highway to Hell: AC/DC- Should be everyone’s wedding song.

259. Heart of Glass: Blondie- Blondie does disco to piss people off.

260. Mississippi: Bob Dylan- Even a Dylan song from the 90s makes the list!

Monday, June 21, 2010

Rolling Stone Mag's Top 500 Songs #261-275

261. Wild Thing: The Troggs- I am burnt out on this one.


262. I Can See For Miles: The Who- The Who do a love song. Naturally, it’s angry. Should be about 200 spots higher.

263. Oh, What a Night: The Dells- No it’s not the Four Seasons.

264. Hallelujah: Jeff Buckley- Buckley reworks Leonard Cohen with amazing effect.

265. Higher Ground: Stevie Wonder- Before the Chili Peppers, Stevie Wonder…

266. Ooh Baby Baby: Smokey Robinson and the Miracles- Smokey and the Miracles wrote this on stage in the middle of a gig.

267. He’s a Rebel: The Crystals- More Phil Spector. He produced this at 21. Fine line between genius and psychosis.

268. Sail Away: Randy Newman- This is about being on a slave ship. Not sure why Newman’s version is on the list as opposed to Ray Charles.

269. Walking in the Rain: The Ronettes- Phil Spector answers the British Invasion.

270. Tighten Up: Archie Bell- This became a hit when Bell was in Vietnam. He had to convince people it was his song.

271. Personality Crisis: New York Dolls- They dressed like Poison but thrashed like the Sex Pistols.

272. Sunday Bloody Sunday: U2- About 200 spots too low.

273. Jesus Walks: Kanye West: Kanye? hahahahahaha

274. Roadrunners: The Modern Lovers- It’s about driving around with the radio on. Kind of a surprise entry...at least to me.

275. He Stopped Loving Her Today: George Jones- This is country. He stopped loving her because he died!

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Rolling Stone Mag's Top 500 Songs #276-300

276. Sloop John B: The Beach Boys- I think of Forrest Gump in the rain when I hear this.

277. Sweet Little Sixteen: Chuck Berry- The Beach Boys ripped this off and now Chuck Berry has a writing credit on “Surfin’ USA.”

278. Something: The Beatles- Pattie Boyd influenced this, and Layla and Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton.

279. Somebody to Love: Jefferson Airplane- Grace Slick accidentally got invited to the Nixon White House. She wanted to plant LSD in his drink, but got caught.

280. Born in the USA: Bruce Springsteen- The song’s message got lost in the flag.

281. I’ll Take You There: The Staples Singers- Still appears in commercials…It will never die!

282. Ziggy Stardust: David Bowie- Bowie makes a plastic rock star and becomes a real rock star.

283. Pictures of You: The Cure- Robert Smith does a love song…and of course it is about a broken dream.

284. Chapel of Love: Dixie Cups- Phil Spector was behind this (of course). It appears in wedding movies and will never die.

285. Ain’t No Sunshine: Bill Withers- Not sure why this is so high up.

286. Seven Nation Army: White Stripes- One of the last of the classic rock bands…even though they are newer.

287. You Are the Sunshine of My Life: Stevie Wonder- I vaguely remember this from childhood. I’m surprised it is not used in commercials nowadays.

288. Help Me: Joni Mitchell- Jazz meets the singer/songwriter genre.

289. Call Me: Blondie- More hookers.

290. What’s So Funny (About Peace, Love, and Understanding): Elvis Costello- Great song/long title.

291. Smokestack Lightin’: Howlin’ Wolf- Now we’re talking!

292. Summer Babe: Pavement- Pavement does a Lou Reed imitation.

293. Walk this Way: Run DMC and Aerosmith- They created a monster. Now we can’t get rid of rap rock.

294. Money (That’s What I Want): Barrett Strong- Motown’s First Hit

295. Can’t Buy Me Love: The Beatles- More hookers

296. Stan: Eminem and Dido: Not very often a song becomes a hit twice during the same period of time. This happened for Dido.

297. She’s Not There: The Zombies- The British Invasion meets jazz.

298. Train in Vain: The Clash- An uplifting end to an album about the post modern apocalypse

299. Tired of Being Alone: Al Green- Al Green was huge many moons ago.

300. Black Dog: Led Zeppelin- Robert Plant’s ode to a dog’s upfrontness. No courting rituals here!

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Rolling Stone Mag's Top 500 Songs #301-310

301. Street Fighting Man: The Rolling Stones- Back when rock was about revolution and bad behavior as opposed to getting on Grey’s Anatomy and Glee.

302. Get Up, Stand Up: Bob Marley- Amazing how many of these potheads were about revolution. You’d think they’d be too mellow to care!

303. Heart of Gold: Neil Young- Young’s second appearance. Old Man didn’t make it though. Amazing.

304. Sign o the Times: Prince- According the write-up, this made the list b/c it was socially conscious during the age of hair metal.

305. One Way or Another: Blondie- Classic obsession…then she wants to ditch him.

306. Like a Prayer: Madonna- When it’s time to burn crosses, call Madonna. Nothing like a little KKK solidarity!

307. One More Time: Daft Punk- The first use of the Auto-Tune in a hit song. Damn them to hell.

308. Do Ya Think I’m Sexy: Rod Stewart- Everything that was wrong with the seventies is here.

309. Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain: Willie Nelson- This is actually a cover of an old standard. Made Willie a star.

310. Ruby Tuesday: The Rolling Stones- Goodbye Ruby Tuesday…

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Rolling Stone Magazine's Top 500 Songs #311-325

311. With a Little Help From My Friends: The Beatles- Some love for Ringo (as Billy Shears)!


312. Say It Loud! I’m Black and I’m Proud: James Brown- How about an Undercover Brother II?

313. That’s Entertainment: The Jam- Popular Euro group no one in America knows!

314. Why Do Fools Fall in Love: Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers- Lymon hit it big in 1956 and OD’d on heroin in 1968. He was 25.

315. Lonely Teardrops: Jackie Wilson- In 1975, Wilson sang the line “My heart is crying” and collapsed on stage. He entered a coma and died in 1984.

316. What’s Love Got To Do With It: Tina Turner- I hear this and it’s 1984 again.

317. Iron Man: Black Sabbath- Robert Downey Jr. rules.

318. Wake Up Little Susie: The Everly Brothers- This song about a teen couple innocently falling asleep got banned in 1957.

319. In Dreams: Roy Orbison- This turned Orbison into a headliner. His opening acts? The Rolling Stones and Beatles.

320. I Put a Spell On You: Screamin’ Jay Hawkins- Look up the video on you tube. It’s worth it.

321. Comfortably Numb: Pink Floyd- Another song that’s about 300 spots too low. A lot of people consider Gilmore’s solo the best of all time.

322. Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood: The Animals- The Animals had a way of turning something completely un-poppy into a pop tune.

323. Alison: Elvis Costello- This is not about murder. It is about disappointment.

324. Wish You Were Here: Pink Floyd- In a bizarre twist, Syd Barrett showed up for the recording of this album.

325. Many Rivers to Cross: Jimmy Cliff- Another outlaw reggae tune by Jimmy Cliff.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

RS Magazine's Top 500 Songs #326-340

326. School’s Out: Alice Cooper- What better song to appeal to teens?

327. Take Me Out: Franz Ferdinand- Nothing like a song about snipers. Where's Tipper to complain about Frank Ferdinand's negative impact on the youth of the world?

328. Heartbreaker: Led Zeppelin- This has swagger, anger, angst, and a twinge of self doubt.

329. Cortez the Killer: Neil Young- This takes like 3 minutes to get going…and then the history is not only bad, but wrong.

330. Fight the Power: Public Enemy- Chuck D came from the suburbs…

331. Dancing Barefoot: Patti Smith Group- Patti Smith’s mystical orgasm.

332. Baby Love: The Supremes- Every girl group from Destiny’s Child to TLC owe a debt to The Supremes.

333. Good Lovin’: The Young Rascals- When I briefly did radio, there was a guy that played this song all the time. I can’t listen to it anymore.

334. Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine- Good God y’all!

335. For Your Precious Love: Jerry Butler and the Impressions- A good example of gospel’s influence on music.

336. The End: The Doors- Jim Morrison’s ode to death and his mother.

337. That’s the Way of the World- Earth, Wind, and Fire- Want to know what music was like in 1975? Listen to this.

338. We Will Rock You: Queen- Queen’s answer to punk.

339. I Can’t Make You Love Me: Bonnie Raitt- I am not sure why this is here.

340. Subterranean Homesick Blues: Bob Dylan- Stream of consciousness at its finest. John Lennon was so intimidated by this that he thought he could no longer compete.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

RS Mag's Top 500 Songs #341-350

341. Spirit in the Sky: Norman Greenbaum- One of the most bizarre songs ever…

342. Sweet Jane: The Velvet Underground- A rock gospel song is back to back with the Velvet Underground? Now that is funny.

343. Wild Horses: The Rolling Stones- I saw Bob Saget make fun of this song once. He is not funny.

344. Beat It: Michael Jackson- Eddie Van Halen on guitar. The one great thing about eighties music is its ability to crossover. Nowadays, it’s extremely compartmentalized and segregated.

345. Beautiful Day: U2- The world is falling apart, but it’s a beautiful day. Dark lyrics about someone whose life is falling apart. Despite this, they are happy.

346. Walk This Way: Aerosmith- Great riff, great lyrics, great song.

347. Maybe I’m Amazed: Paul McCartney- Recorded as the Beatles broke up, Paul was holding back.

348. You Keep Me Hangin’ On: The Supremes- Morse Code in a song?

349. Baba O’Riley: The Who- This is about 300 spots too low.

350. The Harder They Come: Jimmy Cliff- In between puffs of ganja, reggae artists sang happy songs of oppression and revolution.

Monday, June 14, 2010

RS Magazine's Top 500 Songs #351-370

351. Runaround Sue: Dion- Dion combines doo-wop with rock and blues to sing about a girl named Sue…although Sue’s real name was apparently Roberta.

352. Jim Dandy: Lavern Baker- Speaking of cutting loose. Wow.

353. Piece of My Heart: Big Brother and Holding Company- Janis Joplin really cuts loose.

354. La Bamba: Ritchie Valens- Valens turned an old Mexican folk song into a major hit.

355. California Love: Dr. Dre and Tupac- A hip hop song with music? Oops. I think they sampled again.

356. Candle in the Wind: Elton John- Another song that never dies.

357. That Lady: The Isley Brothers- Reminds me of Ron Burgundy‘s pool party.

358. Spanish Harlem: Ben E. King- I am not sure how King is not in the rock hall.

359. The Loco-Motion: Little Eva- I hate this song.

360. The Great Pretender: The Platters- The Platters were the first R&B group to hit #1. It was back when R&B was R&B.

361. All Shook Up: Elvis Presley- Like this wasn’t going to be in the Top 500.

362. Tears in Heaven: Eric Clapton- This is one of the saddest songs ever written.

363. Watching the Detectives: Elvis Costello- Inspired by the Clash.

364. Bad Moon Rising: Creedence Clearwater Revival- One of the most misheard lyrics…there’s a bathroom on the right.

365. Sweet Dreams: The Eurythmics- A defining song for the 80s. Make your dreams come true, make money, etc etc.

366. Little Wing: The Jimi Hendrix Experience- A second Hendrix ballad…what gives?

367. Nowhere to Run: Martha and the Vandellas- Martha found this out first hand during the last election.

368. Got My Mojo Working: Muddy Waters- Nothing is better than a fully functional mojo.

369. Killing Me Softly With His Song: Roberta Flack- The Fugees brought this back in the 90s.

370. All You Need is Love: The Beatles- Probably the hokiest song ever written. It could only come from the flower power years. Guess what? Flower power didn't work.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

RS Magazine's Top 500 Songs #371-390

371. Complete Control: The Clash- A jam and a tirade against sell-outs.

372. The Letter: The Box Tops- The late great Alex Chilton was 16 when he cut this. I have seen many interviews with Vietnam vets that loved this song.

373. Highway 61 Revisited: Bob Dylan- What was he on?

374. Unchained Melody: The Righteous Brothers- The song that won’t die. It came back like Jason or Freddy when I was in High School.

375. How Deep is Your Love: The Bee Gees- Reminds me of being 5 or 6.

376. White Room: Cream- Nothing like a drug trip, Eric Clapton, and a wah wah.

377. Personal Jesus: Depeche Mode- It sounds like a song about televangelism, but is actually about Elvis.

378. I’m a Man: Bo Diddley- This is the basis of rock n roll. It’s essence.

379. The Wind Cries Mary: The Jimi Hendrix Experience- A Hendrix ballad? The Lions version was “The Crowd Cries Barry!”

380. I Can’t Explain: The Who- Pete Townsend examines the teen inability to vocalize….with a big riff.

381. Marquee Moon: Television- Many groups were influenced by Television, even if they did not know it.

382. Wonderful World: Sam Cooke- Another song that could be sponsored by teacher’s unions…(don’t know much about history…)

383. Brown Eyed Handsome Man: Chuck Berry- This is subversive. Chuck Berry takes a shot at Jim Crow, but you have to know the story behind the song to know it.

384. Another Brick in the Wall Pt 2: Pink Floyd- Roger Waters did not like school. Nowadays, it makes a great theme song for various teacher’s unions.

385. Fake Plastic Trees: Radiohead- I am shocked they only have two songs in this.

386. Maps: Yeah Yeah Yeahs- an interesting song. Reminded me of late 80s/early 90s alt.

387. Hit the Road Jack: Ray Charles- Today’s version would be “Hit the road Bar-ack and don’t you come back no more no more no more.

388. Pride (In the Name of Love): U2- U2’s ode to Martin Luther King and their fervent wish for an Irish MLK. Back then, Bono had a mega-mullet.

389. Radio Free Europe: REM- An important song which eventually led to the early 90s short-lived revolution.

390. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road: Elton John- IMO This is probably John’s best work

Saturday, June 12, 2010

RS Magazine's Top 500 Songs of All Time #391-400

391. Tell It Like It Is: Aaron Neville- I actually had never heard this one before, so I really can’t comment…

392. Bittersweet Symphony: The Verve- Generally considered one of those pieces that speaks for a generation.

393. Whipping Post: The Allman Brothers Band- White guys can do the blues…and sympathize with black guys.

394. Ticket to Ride: The Beatles- The Beatles used the then-radical technique known as the fadeout here.

395. Ohio: Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young- One of the best primary sources of the Vietnam Era.

396. I Know You Got Soul: Eric B and Rakim- Nothing like stealing…er sampling the Jacksons.

397. Tiny Dancer: Elton John- I am not sure this is necessarily better than 103 other songs, but whatever.

398. Roxanne: The Police- Another song about hookers.

399. Just My Imagination: The Temptations- Who remembers Live Aid? They closed the show. Nowadays, say Philadelphia singing superstar and Will Smith probably comes to mind. Then again, maybe not.

400. Baby I Need Your Lovin’: The Four Tops- I forgot how great the Four Tops were until reviewing this.

Monday, June 7, 2010

RS Mag Top 500 Songs #401-420

401. Summer in the City: Lovin’ Spoonful- Another moment in time song. The song captures urban America and makes a good soundtrack to the sixties riots.

402. O-o-h Child: The Five Stairsteps- A nicely crafted song. It out Jacksoned the Jackson Five.

403. Can’t Help Falling in Love: Elvis- Of course this is here. While working at Harmony House, I once had someone come in looking for “Wise Man Said.”

404. Remember (Walking in the Sand): The Shangri-Las- Aerosmith later covered this. It’s a classic.

405. (Don’t Fear the Reaper): Blue Oyster Cult- I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!

406. Thirteen: Big Star- Instead of irony and angst, Alex Chilton wrote a song celebrating adolescence.

407. Sweet Home Alabama: Lynyrd Skynyrd- Skynyrd’s response to Neil Young’s “Southern Man.”

408. Enter Sandman: Metallica- The only Metallica song to make it. They could replace some of the Hip Hop crapola with a couple of early Metallica works.

409. Tonight’s the Night: The Shirelles- The Shirelles like to flirt with censors with their stuff. This is an example.

410. Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin): Sly and the Family Stone- The first of six Sly songs. Everyone has heard this one.

411. C’mon Everybody: Eddie Cochrane- Nice guitar on this. Cochrane continues to play the bad boy.

412. Umbrella: Rihanna- She has little talent, but great handlers. They find her stuff that works with her non-existent singing voice. This is a perfect mid-2000s pop song, but does not belong on a best of list.

413. Visions of Johanna: Bob Dylan- Dylan examines loneliness.

414. We’ve Only Just Begun: The Carpenters- Another perfect pop song. A good example of the easy listening/soft rock genre.

415. In Bloom: Nirvana- Nirvana criticizes rednecks and some of their own fans.

416. Sweet Emotion: Aerosmith- Aerosmith’s first hit was an all-time classic. Growing up in Detroit, it grew omnipresent.

417. Monkey Gone to Heaven: The Pixies- Here’s one from left field. Have not heard this in at least a decade.

418. I Feel Love: Donna Summer- If you like dance music, this is one of the most important dance songs ever. If not, then it’s just WTF?

419. Ode to Billie Joe: Bobbie Gentry- BORING!

420. The Girl Can’t Help It: Little Richard- Little Richard is singing about Jayne Mansfield. This song accompanied the first rock n roll movie.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

RS Mag Top 500 Songs #421-430

421. Young Blood: The Coasters- This was their first big hit. The vocals sound a bit advanced for the period. IMO the Coasters have had better songs.

422. I Can't Help Myself: The Four Tops- The second Four Tops hit.

423. The Boys of Summer: Don Henley- Lost youth and lost love make good song material. Henley tweaked his seventies Eagles sound a bit and added a haunting guitar. This reminds me of 1984-85.

424. Juicy: The Notorious BIG- Jan Wenner probably figured he needed a token Biggie Smalls song, so he tossed in this.

425. Fuck tha Police: NWA- Is this ghetto reporting or just guys trying to make a buck? Either way, it was a milestone for hip hop as the genre moved away from Run DMC.

426. Suite: Judy Blue Eyes: Crosby, Stills, & Nash- This is one of my least favorite songs ever. However, the three vocal harmonies were revolutionary.

427. Nuthin' But a G Thang: Dr. Dre- Another milestone for hip hop. Reminds me of 1993!

428. It's Your Thing: The Isley Brothers- It's about freedom...and has since ended up in commercials and television shows galore.

429. Piano Man: Billy Joel- Getting hip deep into iconic songs now.

430. Blue Suede Shoes: Elvis- Total awesomeness.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

RS Magazine's Top 500 Songs #431-450

431. William, It Was Really Nothing: The Smiths- This is the Smiths' best work. It's about teen sex and a love triangle. Morrisey is particularly tortured here.

432. American Idiot: Green Day-Green Day branches out and ends up getting compared with the Clash. The American Idiot album captured the zeitgeist of the time better than any other album.

433. Tumbling Dice: The Rolling Stones-Mick thought the song was weak. Audiences love it.

434. Smoke on the Water: Deep Purple- Greatest riff of all time.

435. New Year's Day: U2- This made U2 stars and demonstrated their progression out of the New Wave/post punk movement.

436. Everybody Needs Somebody to Love: Solomon Burke- Another Blues Brothers hit.

437. (White Man) In Hammersmith Palais: The Clash- The Clash branch out from punk and become the "only band that matters." Using reggae, the song's themes include anti-racism and a tirade against selling out.

438. Ain't That a Shame: Fats Domino- Just an awesome song.

439. Midnight Train to Georgia: Gladys Knight and the Pips- I am amazed at the staying power of this song. Must have been huge in the fall of 1973.

440. Ramble On: Led Zeppelin- Who would have thought groupies and Lord of the Rings would go together?

441. Mustang Sally: Wilson Pickett- This is just great.

442. Alone Again Or: Love- Another one that I never would have included.

443. Beast of Burden: The Rolling Stones- The most overrated Stones song.

444. Love Me Tender: Elvis Presley-This one puts me to sleep.

445. I Wanna Be Your Dog: The Stooges- The essence of rock is in this song.

446. Push It: Salt n Peppa- Not sure why this is here.

447. Pink Houses: John Cougar Mellencamp- An eighties version of "This Land is Your Land."

448. In da Club: 50 Cent- OVER-RATED

449. Come Go With Me: The Dell Vikings-The Dell-Vikings were the first successful multiracial group which is probably why this made the cut.

450. I Shot the Sheriff: Bob Marley and the Wailers- I shot the sheriff sounds better than the original title "I Shot the Police." It makes it an outlaw song as well as a protest song and hence less objectionable. I find the vocals amusing.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

RS Magazine's Top 500 Songs #451-470

451. I Got You Babe: Sonny and Cher-This is an odd choice.

452. Come As You Are: Nirvana- A definitive song of the period. One of the few grunge songs that was actually grungy.

453. Pressure Drop: Toots and the Maytals- A catchy reggae hit from the early 70s. Never would have thought of this one.

454. Leader of the Pack: The Shangri-Las- A little overrated, but it does have a motorcycle on it.

455. Heroin: The Velvet Underground- One of the first alternative songs...before alternative was a term.

456. Penny Lane: The Beatles- McCartney's reaction to Lennon's "Strawberry Fields." Both real places from their childhood.

457. The Twist: Chubby Checker- Began a dance craze. Check out Chubby's psychedelic stuff!

458. Cupid: Sam Cooke- Can't complain about Sam Cooke.

459. Paradise City: Guns n Roses- Some of the best guitar work ever.

460. My Sweet Lord: George Harrison- The first hit for an ex-Beatle...best known for the lawsuits it spawned.

461. Sheena is a Punk Rocker: The Ramones- If you want to know what New York was like in 1977, listen to this one. This captures a moment.

462. All Apologies: Nirvana- Another defining moment for the early nineties.

463. Soul Man: Sam and Dave- Yes, this was not a Blues Brothers song.

464. Kiss: Prince- Genius. Nothing has sounded like this ever.

465. Rollin' Stone: Muddy Waters- Heavily influential blues tune from 1948. The Rolling Stones took their name from Muddy Waters' song.

466. Get Ur Freak On: Missy Elliot- It is included because of the Indian music in the background, but the Beatles had already done that. This has no business being here.

467. Big Pimpin': Jay-Z- This came out after a decade of other rappers doing their own "Big Pimpin'." Nothing to see here, next!

468. Respect Yourself: The Staples Singers- Before Bruce Willis, the Staples Singers told the black community of the early seventies to respect themselves.

469. Rain: The Beatles- This was the first use of backward tape and Ringo's best drumming.   

470. Standing in the Shadows of Love- The Four Tops- One of those songs that defined a change in Motown's sound to a darker, harder edge.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

RS Magazines Top 500 Songs #471-480

471. Surrender: Cheap Trick- Catchy and captures the spirit of being 14.

472. Runaway: Del Shannon- Underrated. Should be a lot higher.

473. Welcome to the Jungle: Guns n Roses- One of those songs that changed everything. Then, Axl lost his mind.

474. Into the Mystic: Van Morrison- To quote Homer Simpson: BORING!

475. Where Did Our Love Go: The Supremes- The Supremes first hit after 8 flops. Wonder if a label would stick with someone that long nowadays?

476. Do Right Woman-Do Right Man: Aretha Franklin- Great vocals. This song would never have come to me for something like this.

477. How Soon is Now?: The Smiths- I wondered when this one would appear.

478. Last Nite: The Strokes- Doesn't belong here. They swiped the riff from Tom Petty.

479. I Want to Know What Love Is: Foreigner- A cheesy ballad?

480. Sabotage: The Beastie Boys- They'll be playing this one in the 23rd century!